Oodle: Welcome to Animated Inanimate Alternate Battle. This is the alternate version of AIB. The teams will be altered to 7 teams of 8.
Team 1[]
- Album
- Bacon
- Blanket
- Candle
- Chocolate Chip
- Coconut
- Flaggy
- Pill
Team 2[]
- Bouncy Ball
- Brain
- Can
- Chalk
- Hanger
- Jelly
- Safe
- Yarn
Team 3[]
- Bone
- Cork
- Farty
- Mitten
- Recycling Bin
- Salami
- Teabag
- Telescope
Team 4[]
- Alef
- Envelope
- Frisbee
- Glue
- Ketchup
- Leek
- Lyre
- Nabla
Team 5[]
- Antimatter
- Apricot
- Creamy
- Domino
- Filmy
- Fireball
- Gold Nugget
- Pitchfork
Team 6[]
- Chip Bag
- Glove
- Orange Food Dye
- Package
- Shot Put
- Showery
- Sock
- Yellow Food Dye
Team 7[]
- Brick
- Glassy
- Hailstone
- Nacho
- Nine
- Popsicle Stick
- Toothpick
- Whoopee Cushion
Oodle: Now for the first challenge. It's gonna determine the strong and the weak. Now, Tivo's gonna play an annoying song, and that's gonna determine the weak member of the team. Host's will not be affected by the aggravation because I'll have earplugs, and Tivo's gonna mute himself while the song is playing. Now the sound will start in 3... 2... 1!
(insert kayna's sound from light island)
Hailstone: Not sure if this is gonna annoy us, I mean, I've heard much worse.
Toothpick: Really? Well try listening to it in a room like this for hours.
Glue: This'll be nothing, as long as I keep myself distracted.
Nine: By dancing an irish jig?
Glue: It's called running in place. Dancing is forbidden.
(yellow and orange food dye both form a conga line like march)
Package: Honestly, that's not a bad idea for strategy
(Time Elapsed: One Hour)
Shot Put: One one thought I'm okay, but on second thought I'm having some second thoughts on my own.
(teabag is about to bang her head but she doesn't)
Teabag: Wait a minute.
(bouncy ball *who's on top of safe* groans)
Safe: Get off of me.
Bouncy Ball: Oh, right.
Antimatter: Honestly, this isn't so bad, I mean, I've heard much worse.
Apricot: Oh really?! Like what?! Because, my ears are bleeding.
Antimatter: Ever seen Filmy's acts?
Gold Nugget: No.
Antimatter: *facepalm*
Chocolate Chip: *groans* Just stop! Make it stop!
Bouncy Ball: Okay, that's it, I'm already done.
(bouncy ball leaves)
Oodle: Wow, our first quitter. That'll help determine who the weak ones on your team are.
Hanger: You don't say.
Yarn: I know the sound's meant to be repulsive, but the way it's sung isn't that bad.
(recycling bin is banging her head on a wall)
Recycling Bin: I wish I could same the same! Grr! I've never heard anything like this!
Orange Food Dye: I don't know what I've been told.
Yellow Food Dye: I don't know what I've been told.
Orange Food Dye: This stupid song is getting old.
Yellow Food Dye: This stupid song is getting old.
Pill: My eyes can now see clearly and now my ears are scarred.
Flaggy: *groans* Make the music stop!
Apricot: OKAY MY EARS ARE ACTUALLY BLEEDING I'M OUT!!!
Domino: Wait, no they're not.
Apricot: Says who?! I have a medical disorder!
Pitchfork: *grunts* Keep it together, Pitchfork... Keep it together...
Candle: So, um, Blanket. How's it going?
Blanket: *sigh* Fine I guess, but this song is kind of a pain in the cot.
Candle: You got this, Blanket. Try to stay in here as long as possible.
Blanket: I'll try.
Shot Put: Okay, I'm leaving.
Recycling Bin: MAKE THAT 2!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!
Teabag: Same, I'd rather get emptied than listen to this.
Farty (translated): Same, and we've got Bone to handle things for us. Let's go.
Salami: Where do you think y'all are going!
Teabag: We got Bone to handle things for us.
Salami: Good thought... Yet, I'd rather stay.
Hanger: I wouldn't! I can't take this anymore!
Leek: NEITHER CAN I!!! I'M LEAVING!!!
Hailstone: Ok, you know what? If he's going, I'm going to.
Toothpick: Some hope you were.
Envelope: OK, I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! THIS SONG IS STARTING TO DESTROY MY FACIAL EXPRESSION!!! I'M LEAVING!!! GOODBYE EVERYONE, I'LL REMEMBER YOU ALL IN THERAPY!!!
Oodle: All team's are losing members one by one. But it looks like Team 1 is in the lead.
Lyre: I'm terribly sorry, can't do this for much longer, I must go.
Nabla: Oh, great.
Pitchfork: Ok, me too. If I spend another second in here I'm gonna go insane.
Nine: Glassy, did you fall asleep? ...Glassy?
Glassy: WHAT!!!
Nine: Are you asleep?
Glassy: NO I'M NOT!!!
Nine: Are you asleep now?
(glassy kicks nine)
Nine: Ow.
Showery: Ohm.... steamed clams... Ohm... grilled cheese... Ohm... soap... Ohm... Bone not-existing...
Sock: What are you doing, Showery?
Showery: If I remain focused on the things I like, I won't get frustrated.
Sock: Really?
Showery: Yes, give it a try.
Sock: If you say so. Ohm.... soccer...
Orange Food Dye: Ok, Package, we're all done.
Yellow Food Dye: Yeah, now we're bored... and aggravated.
Package: Y'know what? If you wanna quit, go ahead. I could supposedly care less.
Orange Food Dye: Thanks.
Glue: What even was that?
Nabla: Dunno.
Glue: This is weird.
Nabla: I know.
(nacho hasn't moved an inch yet)
Toothpick: Look at her! She's like a statue! She hasn't moved in like... 12 hours! How does that even work?
Nine: Nacho!
Whoopee Cushion: Nacho!
Nacho: Don't even try.
Nine: Ack!
Blanket: Y'know, I never realized how loud this sound is! I can't stand it!
Candle: That goes double for me... But hang in there, Blanket. We got this.
(nine pokes glassy)
Glassy: Ok, you're making my anger problems worse, I'm leaving.
Nabla: Yeah, I'm out too. Good luck, Glue!
Flaggy: *groans* IT'S STILL GOING ON!!!
Album: Try to keep your cool, Flaggy. It won't last for much longer.
Showery: Steamed.... clam CALAMITY!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!
Jelly: Y'know what? That goes double for me I'm leaving.
Popsicle Stick: Same.
Nacho: This is just an excuse to go be with Jelly, isn't it?
Popsicle Stick: Bysies!
Brick: Whoopee Cushion, how come you haven't left yet?
Whoopee Cushion: Well, this challenge is nothing for me because I listen to this stuff on a daily basis.
Brick: You are a sad strange little object.
Whoopee Cushion: What are you talking about I'm bigger than you.
Flaggy: OKAY, I'M LEAVING!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!
Album: Okay, that goes double for me, I'm out.
Alef: OKAY!!! THIS NOISE IS GETTING ON MY LAST NERVE!!! I'M LEAVING!!!
Nine: And I'm staying.
Creamy: I'm not! I can't take this anymore!
Whoopee Cushion: Well, since we're losing a elephant ton of contestants, might as well do this for fun.
(whoopee cushion sneaks up to glue and trips her)
Glue: ACK!
Whoopee Cushion: *bursts into laughter* Worth it!
(whoopee cushion leaves)
Can: Y'know what? Make that five, I'm leaving.
Ketchup: Wait, this occurred to me, how are the host still here after the time we've spent here?
Oodle: Earplugs, remember?
Ketchup Oh... I forgot about that. *facepalm* Welp, I'm annoyed anyway, I'm out.
Nacho: This song is starting to mildly irritate me, and I'd rather not make it irritate me even more, I'm out.
Blanket (teeth clinched): Grrr! I can't take this anymore!
Candle: I'm not comfortable staying here much longer, so, you can come with me if you want.
Blanket (teeth clinched): No... I may have listened to this before... and it's annoying... But I must stay... Or our team will lose...
Safe: I'm not gonna. I can't take this anymore.
(30 minutes later)
(blanket's anger rises slowly until...)
Blanket: GRRRRR-
(blanket explodes, making a high-pitch scream of anger, then destroys tivo's speaker, which was the source of the sound)
Blanket: YOU CALL THAT ANNOYING???!!! WELL, IT DIPS BELOW ANNOYING!!! IT'S ANGERING AS FLUFF!!!
Oodle: Huh? What the?! What happened to the speaker?!
Brain: I saw it, Blanket destroyed it.
Oodle: Well, Blanket's on Team 1, so... I'm afraid Team 1's disqualified.
Blanket: *angry sigh*
(to be continued next episode)