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An Ice Beginning is the first episode of Battle For Animated Inanimate Battle

Sypnosis[]

Plot[]

Challenge Results[]

Placement Contestant(s) Pushed off By
132nd - 119th Firey, Fireball, Firey Jr., Antimatter, Farty, Teabag, Bell, Lightning, Puffball, Cloudy, Black Hole, Nonexisty, Shade N/A/ (Disqualified)
118th Match Robot Flower
117th Bubble Needle (Forced to pop her by Robot Flower)
116th - 98th Chip Bag, Envelope, Chalk, Paint Monster, Apricot, Flaggy, Jelly, Glassy, Pillow, Cake, Ruby, Bottle, Snowball, Lollipop, Lightbulb, Balloony, Ice Cube, Price Tag, Flower Frisbee (With a Javelin)
97th Gelatin Flower (Unintentionally)
96th Bomby NOOOOOOOOO
95th - 91st Saw, Tennis Ball, David, Clock, Pen Bomby
90th - 82nd Ketchup,Creamy,Showery,Can,Nine,Glassy,Telescope,Sock,Salami Coconut
81st Bone Safe
80th - 69th Frisbee,Filmy,Chocolate Chip,Album,Blanket,Package,Farty,Brick,Coconut,Raisin,Tumbleweed Bone (With help from Safe)

Characters[]

Hosts[]

  • Oodle (Host)
  • TiVo (Cohost)

Another Name Than That[]

  • Chip Bag
  • Whoopee Cushion
  • Envelope
  • Glue
  • Toothpick
  • Pitchfork
  • Popsicle Stick
  • Yarn
  • Chalk
  • Gold Nugget
  • Paint Monster

liance[]

  • Glove
  • Glowstick
  • Jelly
  • Cinnamon Bun
  • Alef
  • Shade
  • Bacon
  • Leek
  • Hanger
  • Apricot
  • Flaggy

The Strongest Team on Earth[]

  • Frisbee
  • Filmy
  • Chocolate Chip
  • Album
  • Blanket
  • Package
  • Farty
  • Brick
  • Coconut
  • Raisin
  • Tumbleweed

Less Restrained Less Dumb[]

  • Bouncy Ball
  • Pill
  • Nabla
  • Hailstone
  • Nacho
  • Teabag
  • Mitten
  • Candle
  • Roe
  • Recycling Bin
  • Fireball

No Name[]

  • Ketchup
  • Creamy
  • Showery
  • Can
  • Nine
  • Glassy
  • Telescope
  • Sock
  • Safe
  • Salami
  • Bone

BrainShot PutAntimatterYellow Food DyeLyreCorkPearOrange Food DyeDomino[]

  • Brain
  • Shot Put
  • Antimatter
  • Yellow Food Dye
  • Lyre
  • Cork
  • Pear
  • Orange Food Dye
  • Domino

Seribcal[]

  • Donut
  • Rocky
  • Evil Leafy
  • Dora
  • Pillow
  • Teardrop
  • Cake
  • Foldy
  • 8-Ball

Poopy Mayonnaise[]

  • Bell
  • Saw
  • Tennis Ball
  • Ruby
  • Lightning
  • Bottle
  • David
  • Clock
  • Pen

Free Food[]

  • Gaty
  • Leafy
  • Eraser
  • Pie
  • Eggy
  • Snowball
  • Profily
  • Coiny
  • Fries

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!![]

  • Pin
  • Basketball
  • Bracelety
  • Spongy
  • Lollipop
  • Golf Ball
  • Puffball
  • Stapy
  • Bomby

Well Read[]

  • Loser
  • Lightbulb
  • Blocky
  • Tree
  • Nickel (II)
  • Balloony
  • Nickel (BFDI)
  • Book

...[]

  • Gelatin
  • Ice Cube
  • Liy
  • Flower
  • Winner
  • Nonexisty
  • Price Tag
  • Grassy

I HATE FIGHTS![]

  • Fanny
  • Cloudy
  • TV
  • Firey Jr.
  • Black Hole
  • Barf Bag
  • Pencil
  • Marker

I Don't Have Time For This[]

  • Taco
  • Match
  • Robot Flower
  • Yellow Face
  • Bubble
  • Remote
  • Needle
  • Firey

Deaths[]

Trivia[]

  • This is the first BFAIB episode to be delayed.
    • It was originally going to be moved to BFB 1's 6th birthday.
    • Instead, it's now moved to December 2, 2023, making it the first BFAIB episode in December.
    • It was later moved to April 28-May 10, 2024, due to laziness
    • Meaning that this is the first episode to be in both April and May
  • This is the first time Nonexisty, Profily, Evil Leafy, Paint Monster, Cinnamon Bun, Spore, Tumbleweed, Shade, Lightbulb, and Nickel (Inanimate Insanity) appears as official contestants.
  • This is the first episode to be released on three different wikis.
    • Meaning that this is the first time the BFDI Wiki gets its release after the AIB wiki.

Transcript[]

Pin: So, you lost your limbs. Huh?

Ice Cube: Pin, this isn't funny!

Pin: Relax, at least it isn't as bad a losing your whole entire face!

Album: Wait, you went without a face? And limbs!

Pin: Yeah.

Album: Hey, at least we've been doing that for a long time and we've been able to talk.

Pin: What is your secret.

Oodle: The secret is that you're surprised that they were able to talk and move without faces and limbs until I showed up! They used to talk with text.

Coconut: And I used Album's words one time!

Oodle: A little birdie told me that you two lost legs and arms.

Donut: Uh, yeah. We did. Thanks to Yellow Face.

Ice Cube: I was curious over a gumball! Wow! New legs!

Donut: Finally! Arms!

Oodle: And... what's with your mouth? Why aren't you-

Pin: Oh yeah, I ripped her mouth off.

Pencil: Well, let's keep it. She hasn't uttered her hatred in quite a while.

Oodle: How about we have her speak through subtitles until i get this mouth thing situated.

Fanny (Through text): I HATE TALKING THROUGH TEXT! Huh, wow. Seems like that was... rather unfair.

Pencil: Well, at least she isn't actually talking.

Oodle: Okay, let's see... there's 131 of you, right?

Black Hole: Tree's still in the canal.

Tree: Oh my forest! Huh, where am I? What's with the triangle? Why do I have my limbs back and have suddenly shrinked in size?

Marker: Yay! Tree's back!

Oodle: Guys, I summoned you all here for a competiton. Who wants to win a prize!

Eraser: What is the prize?

Oodle: Whatever your wish for!

Everyone chatters exctitingly.

X (From TiVO): I love that prize!

TV: Hey, that's my thing!

Oodle: Here's the deal, TiVo will randomize you into teams. We'll start with the AIB contestants and then you guys.

Match: Can we like do team names?

Oodle: Yeah, sure. Whatever you feel like will be your team name. Starting off with Team 1! Is Chip Bag!

Chip Bag: Yeah!

Oodle: Whoopee Cushion and Envelope.

Envelope: Oh great, not again. Whoopee Cushion: Relax, I won't mess anything up.

Envelope: You better not!

Oodle: Glue, Toothpick and Pitchfork.

Glue: Well, seems like I'm on a team with fellow Team 4 members.

Pitchfork: Hopefully, I can improve with this team!

Oodle: Popislce Stick, Yarn and Chalk.

Popsicle Stick: Hopefully Jelly is on my team.

Chalk: If not then you might switch teams again.

Pitchfork: Wait, switch teams?

Oodle: Lastly, Gold Nugget and Paint Monster. So, what's your team name.

Whoopee Cushion: Team 1!

Pitchfork: No! We can't be Team 1! Our team name has to be another name than that!

Another Name Than That

Golf Ball: Haha!

Pitchfork: Quiet!

Oodle: Team two! Glove, Glowstick, Jelly, Cinnamon Bun, Alef, Shade, Bacon, Leek, Hanger, Apricot and Flaggy.

Popsicle Stick: ****! I'm not with Jelly.

Alef: Ya know, it isn't the same without my broliance here.

Apricot: Well, what if we take the bro out of broliance we get...

liance

Cinnamon Bun: It's pronounced lie-ance!

Oodle: Team three! Frisbee, Filmy and Chocolate Chip.

Frisbee: Okay, let's see how I could work this out.

Oodle: Album, Blanket and Package.

Package: Oh yeah, I'm on a team with NO members from Team 6!

Oodle: Farty, Brick, Coconut, Raisin and Tumbleweed.

Package: I spoke to soon... ****!

Coconut: Wow! Given that I'm not letting my dignity be lost that easily I must uphold my honor! Our team must be the strongest team on earth!

The Strongest Team on Earth

Brick: She wasn't talking about-

Coconut: Shut up.

Oodle: Team 4! Bouncy Ball, Pill and Nabla.

Nabla: Well, I'm not with my cousin. That's for sure!

Oodle: Hailstone, Nacho and Teabag.

Teabag: Oh, new teammates!

Oodle: Mitten, Candle, Roe, Recycling Bin and Fireball!

Nabla: Hmm, well since this is a Team 4 completely free. This means I have freedom from Alef!

Alef: Hey!

Hailstone: Then it'll look like FreeDUMB! And we're not dumb!

Nabla: Then I know what out team name must be... FREESMART!

Pencil: Woah! Woah! Woah! You can't just use our name and get away with it!

Nabla: Fine then. Our team will be Less Restrained Less Dumb!

Less Restrained Less Dumb

Fireball: Stupid copyright!

Oodle: Team 5 time! Starting with Ketchup!

Ketchup: Oh yeah!

Oodle: Creamy, Showery, Can, Nine, Glassy, Telescope, Sock, Safe, Salami and Bone-

Creamy, Showery, Ketchup, Can, Glassy and Sock: BONE!?!?!?!?!

Salami: Hang on! We trust him now!

Nine: Yeah, he's now cool.

Showery: If you say so...

Oodle: What's your team name.

Can: We have no name.

No Name

Oodle: And who are you ten?

Brain: Brain.

Shot Put: Shot Put.

Antimatter: Antimatter.

Yellow Food Dye: Yellow Food Dye.

Lyre: Lyre.

Cork: Cork.

Pear: Pear.

Orange Food Dye: Orange Food Dye.

Domino: Domino.

BrainShot PutAntimatterYellow Food DyeLyreCorkPearOrange Food DyeDomino

Oodle: Wow, and I'm bad at naming things.

Coconut: Hey! At least our team name makes sense!

Oodle: Now on to the BFDI contestants! Team 1 will be, Donut. Rocky. Evil Leafy and Dora.

Donut: D-did he just say... Evil Leafy.

Donut and Dora screamed when Evil Leafy appeared.

Oodle: Pillow, Teardrop, Cake, Foldy and 8-Ball!

Foldy: Okay, this team needs a name.

8-Ball: That's right! We have to come up with something serious, sensible and practical.

Seribical

Oodle: Team 2. Bell, Saw, Tennis Ball.

Saw: Oh hey guys, isn't it gr8! To be on your team.

Bell: Okay... there's still the fumes.

Oodle: Ruby, Lightning, Bottle.

Ruby: Hey Thunder!

Lightning: It's Lightning!

Lightning zaps Ruby.

Bottle: Lightning! Stop zapping people!

Oodle: Lastly, David, Clock and Pen.

David: Aw, seriously!

Pen: He's right. What's our team name?

Ruby: I have outgrown my childish behaviour.

Bottle: How about Poopy Mayonaise!

Poopy Mayonaise

Tennis Ball: Oh tennis ball factory, there's two of them.

Oodle: Team 3. Gaty, Leafy, Eraser, Pie.

Leafy> Oh, hey Gaty!

Gaty: You know, maybe this does look like the good time for me to know you better.

Eraser: Oh hey, when did free food get here?

Oodle: Eggy, Snowball, Profily, Coiny and Fries.

Eraser: Oh yeah, more free food!

Free Food

Coiny: Uh, what's this thing?

Profily: Oh, I'm Profily! The... audience favorite.

Snowball: Seriously, who are you?

Oodle: Team 4. Pin, Basketball, Bracelety, Spongy.

Basketball: Well, this looks like a good start.

Oodle: Lollipop, Golf Ball, Puffball, Stapy and Bomby.

Golf Ball: Well, seems like I-whuh? B-b-basketball! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Oodle: Team 5. Loser, Lightbulb, Blocky, Tree.

Lightbulb: Oh, hey new friends!

Tree: Who are you?

Blocky: I'm guessing that's lightbulb. The brightest in he show.

Lightbulb: Huh, I expected Cheesey to slap his knee.

Oodle: Nickel, Balloony, Nickel and Book.

Nickel (II): Well hopefully I get some useful players on my- well this is just perfect! Why can't I get someone who's well read!

Well Read

Book: You're lucky this is our first time meeting!

Oodle: Team 6. Gelatin, Icy, Liy, Flowey.

Ice Cube: Hey Liy. We're still in a truce, right?

Liy: Yep!

Oodle: Winner, Nonexisty, Taggy and Grassy.

Price Tag: You know, I sort of feel bad for taking Nonexisty's place. So... I'll let him name the team!

...

Oodle: Team 7. Fanny, Cloudy, TV, Firey Jr.

Firey Jr.: At least this is better than Team Ice Cube. Not what I had in mind!

Fanny (In Text): I heard that!

Oodle: Black Hole, Barf Bag, Pencil and Marker.

Firey Jr.: Great, I get the idiot.

Marker: Hey! I still remember what you said a couple years ago!

Black Hole: Guys, stop fighting.

Pencil: Yeah, just don't.

Fanny (In Text): I HATE FIGHTS!

I HATE FIGHTS!

Brick: W-well that's just hurtful.

Oodle: And who are you?

Taco: Taco.

Match: Match.

Robot Flower: I don't have time for this!

I Don't Have Time For This

Oodle: Well, with the teams taken care of we can finally start the first challenge right noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!

The intro starts.

Eraser: What's the first contest?

Oodle: Well, you fourteen teams will each be on an ice block. The first two teams to have all of their members either die or fall into the water will lose. Oh, and for the fliers, fires and stringers. You guys are disqualified from the contest.

Gelatin: Look, Icy! We're on a giant you!

Ice Cube: Wow, I didn't know that there were fourteen versions of giant me!

Robot Flower: Out of my way! I need my space!

Robot Flower kicks Match off the ice block.

Bubble: Robot Flower! Be nice!

Robot Flower: Needle! Beat up Bubble for me!

Needle: Uh, no.

Robot Flower: Do it or I will call you Needy! For three times! In a row!

Needle: ****.

Needle pops Bubble.

Basketball: Oh, I was worried that Robot Flower would be on their team.

Lollipop: Why is that?

Basketball: Well, she's now actual flower.

Flower: Uh, why did a robot version of me just kick Match off an ice block.

Winner: Oh, we forgot to mention. She's now you from season one.

Flower: Oh gardener! Past memories!

Coconut: Say, I wonder where those words were?

Album: Probably... still floating around.

Frisbee: Don't worry. I know how to speed things up.

Frisbee throws javelins which hits Chip Bag, Envelope, Chalk, Paint Monster, Apricot, Flaggy, Jelly, Glassy, Pillow, Cake, Ruby, Bottle, Snowball, Lollipop, Lightbulb, Balloony, Ice Cube, Price Tag and Basketball.

Stapy: Oh staples! Basketball!

Basketball: It's fine! I'm only deflated.

Flower: Gelatin, look out!

Flower pushes Gelatin out of the way of an incoming javelin which impales her.

Popsicle: You know what I could go for right now?

Jordan: Don't you dare!

Popsicle: Some jello.

Jordan: Oh, I thought you were gonna say some steak.

Gelatin lands on the boat Jordan and Popsicle were on.

Popsicle: Would you look at that.

Jordan: Hehehehe, revenge time!

Stapy: Okay, let's ty this out!

Stapy lights Bomby's fuse.

Bomby: Oh no, Stapy! You lit my fuse!

Stapy throws Bomby at Poopy Mayonnaise, killing them both

Oodle: Poopy Mayonnaise is the first team to fall! Which team will be next?

Pencil: I got it! Fanny! Quick! Talk about the thing you hate THE MOST!

Fanny then begins to rant on her most hated things and then Coconut snatches the words.

Coconut: This will be perfect on the No-Namers!

Coconute uses Fanny's words on team No-Name until it was Safe and Bone left.

Safe: Oh dear, I don't think I'll be able to support both of us from this!

Bone: How about you throw me at the Strongest Team's block! It might be fragile enough to destroy it.

Safe throws Bone at The Strongest Team on Earth's Block which shatters it.

Oodle: And the Strongest Team on Earth Loses! Viewers! Both Poopy Mayonnaise and The Strongest Team on Earth are up for voting! You got two votes total! So, vote for one from each team and not two people from the same team. Voting ends in 10 days. See you in BFAIB 2.

Robot Flower: Remote, don't you think I look beautiful.

Remote: Didn't I download a bomb onto you?