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WIP AGAIN!

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Roe: Hey Team 1, what's up!

Team 1 gasps.

Glowstick: Y-you spoke.

Album: Wow, and I thought I was the last one to talk.

Roe: Yeah, now who hasn't spoken.

Teardrop slaps Roe.

Pitchfork: HEY GLOWSTICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Glowstick: Ugh, WHAT DO YOU WANT PICHTY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pitchfork: I thought I might have a picnic with you, anyway have you tried the chacaturie.

Glowstick: No, I just sat down.

Glowstick takes a bite and spits it out.

Glowstick: Tastes horrible.

Pitchfork: Ah, that's what you love about me. My firey red passion mixing in with your cool blue demeanor, I really am the red to your blue.

Glowstick: This is a bunch of nonsense!

Glowstick turns red.

Pithcfork: You're breaking up with me?

Glowstick: We were never a thing to begin with.

Roe: That, was rough.

Intro plays with Teardrop being Frustrated, Ice Cube being normal size, Cloudy holding a pickaxe, Woody being frustrated, Foldy having staples, All of Iance being Yoyle Metal, Bubble being a little happy, Glowstick being red, Pitchfork being upset, a sillouhette that looks like Puffball and a red Question mark.

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Fireball: How did it go forky?

Pitchfork: Horrible.

Filmy: Did he reject you?

Oodle: It's time for Cake at Stake.

Bubble: Uh, isn't the Clubhouse of Awesomeness is for Iance members only.

Oodle: You know that sign doesn't stop me because I can't read.

Pencil: Just hurry up.

Oodle: Anyway the voters have voted on you 30 newbies to join the game, so.

Puffbull: I know I'm gonna join.

Oodle: Wha- huh.

Puffbull: The intro and the sneak peek gave it away.

Oodle: That wasn't supposed to happen. Anyway Free Food, you lost last time, so if you're safe you'll be getting balls.

Eraser: Huh.

Oodle: Balls.

Fries: What?

Oodle: BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, if you don't get one you're out. We got a total of 138,193 votes.

Free Food gasps.

Oodle: The first one safe has almost 100 votes is Eraser with 99.

Eraser: Yoylecake! Puffball, what were you doing in there.

Oodle: Marker, Bell and Fries is also safe.

Fries: Whew, I thought I would be bottom three.

Oodle: Yellow Face and Puffy is also safe.

Puffball: Don't call me puffy, but I'm not gonna slap you because I'm nice!

Eraser: No, you can't slap him because you don't have arms.

Puffball: Whatever.

Oodle: Foldy, Stapy. One of you will be leaving today, Let's see the results!

Stapy: NOOOOO!!!! Well bye Foldy.

Foldy: By Stapyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*Gets sent to the doodleverse*

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Oodle: Welcome our debuter, Puffbull. He will join the team as a prize for winning this episode.

Puffball: Ugh, why him.

Puffbull: Well, at least I didn't cheat and betray my team.

Puffball: Grrrrrrrrr.

Eraser: Why do you two hate each other, it's pointless.

Puffball:(In unison with Puffbull) He's a Jerk!

Puffbull:(In unison with Puffball) She's a Jerk!

Oodle: It's time for today's challenge*Puts on a face mask*

Bubble: Oh, are we getting topical?

Oodle: Just getting ready! *Throws a smoke bomb at everyone so that they fall asleep.*

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Recycling Bin: Huh, where are we. AND WHERE ARE OUR LIMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

Nine: Prehaps all the events that happened were all just a dream.

Telescope: Much worse, It's been real.

Book: SO THIS IS WHAT IT FEELS LIKE TO BE ARMLESS LIKE PIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pin: Ha Ha, Who's the laugher now!

Book: Grrrrrrrr.

Coiny: Pin, you're armless too!

Pin: ACK!!!!! Not again!!!!!

Loser: I'm confused, what does Pin mean by "Not again"

Coiny: It's a long story.

Oodle: Anyway, here are your operators. Team 1's is Glowstick, Team 2's is Jelly, Team 3's is Bone, Team 4's is Whoopee Cushion, Team 5's is Pitchfork, Team 6's is Nacho, Iance's is Bubble, BEEP's is Balloony, TIC is Gelatin, Death PACT is Pen, The Losers is FIrey, ABNTT is Blocky, Free food is Eraser and *8 names at once* is Teardrop. Go!!!!

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Domino: Pitchfork. Pitchfork. PITCHFORK!!!!!!!!

Pear: She’s depressed.

Fireball: What have you done to her Glowstick!!!!!!!

Glowstick: Huh.

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All of Iance is out of the machine.

Oodle: Iance is safe and get's both Puffbull and Cinnamon Bun as a prize.

Bubble: Uh, I don't want her, Snowball.

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