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"As you can see, our reaserch is...very limited." -Nabla
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The episode begins with Oodle and Bacon with their designs from " The Pilot". |
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Oodle the Doodle
What's on your mind, pork rind?
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Bacon
I was actually kind of curious if this game got animated.
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Oodle the Doodle
Sorry, what?
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Bacon
I said... I WAS ACTUALLY KIND OF CURIOUS IF THIS GAME GOT ANIMATED!
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Oodle the Doodle
Okay! I'm already tired of this whole "speaking through titles" thing. Time for an upgrade!
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Oodle starts to levitate into the sky.
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Oodle turns into a volume mixer to enable sound.
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Oodle the Doodle
Upgrade complete!
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Back on the ground, Oodle screams as he falls onto the ground, now having different assets from before.
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Oodle gets up and looks at himself.
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Oodle the Doodle
Ah, much better! Now I can actually hear my thoughts!
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Bacon
What in tarnation is that supposed to mean?
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Bacon is pulled back by the sound of his own voice.
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Bacon
Wait, what the hoo-hah? Why do I sound like some gun-slingin' rodeo star?
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Oodle the Doodle
Eheheheh... I sorta just went with what I saw fit.
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Pill
At least it's better than talking with this forsaken lisssssssssssssssp! I prefer the captions, Oodle. |
Envelope: I LIKE MY VOICE!
Domino: Well I don't like my voice.
Domino looks around a little.
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Domino: I'm British, why am I British?
Pitchfork: I don't like mine either! Why do I sound so irritated?
Glowstick: Well, I think it makes you sound hot-
Pitchfork: NOBODY ASKED YOU!
Pitchfork's voice causes Glowstick to be blown away while screaming.
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Pitchfork: Ooh... huh! Never mind, I like it.
Glowstick: I'm in pain...
Chip Bag is distressed over her hands.
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Chip Bag: Aaaaaaaaaaooooooh.. What are these?!
Glove: I don't know! I've never seen anything like it in my life!
Sock: Well why do WE not have them?
Glove becomes shocked. Cut to a close-up of Nabla.
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Nabla: At least you can revel in possessing legs...
Cut to a farther out shot, Nabla is revealed to have no legs and balances on her pointy end. She loses balance and falls over.
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Bouncy Ball: We don't even have anything! No fair!
Teabag: Yeah!
Coconut approaches Teabag and Bouncy Ball whilst laughing maniacally, ripping the former off her string and kicking away the latter.
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Coconut: This is the greatest thing ever!
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Can
Oodle, please do not tell me this is permanent.
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Oodle the Doodle
Alright... I won't...
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Can
It is though, isn't it?
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The camera zooms in on Oodle as the pre-intro riff plays.
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A title card for the show is shown, then the title card for the episode.
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Oodle the Doodle
Alright everyone, come together! It's time to get this game started!
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The contestants, sans Album, gather around Oodle. Oodle starts coutning out how many people there are.
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Visual Goof: While Oodle counts out how many players there are, Salami is missing his eye bags.
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Oodle the Doodle
59. Do I have that right? I flunked math in Doodle School, so you guys gotta help me out.
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Glue: 59? That doesn't sound right.
Ketchup: Last time I checked we were at a population of 60, so that means...
Envelope: ALBUM IS MISSING.
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Oodle the Doodle
Album, huh? Haven't met her yet. I bet she's around here somewhere though...
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Oodle starts t strech his hand throuought the Blank Slate. He first makes a grid, then makes the word "Oodle" in cursive.
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Album, unaffected by the upgrade, is seen sitting on a rock with a hand mirror and powder puff.
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Album puts some makeup over her scratch.
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Album
Good enough I guess. At least I'm alone.
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Oodle's hand finally grabs Album.
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Album is pulled away by Oodle as she drops her powder puff and mirror. The mirror shatters upon impact with the ground.
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Oodle places Album onto some legs.
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Oodle the Doodle
Hi Album, I'm Oodle! I'm hosting a game show and you're a part of it!
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As he says this, Oodle gives Album arms and a face.
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Oodle the Doodle
So get in line you goober you!
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Oodle throws Album to the right.
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Alef and Antimatter are in a middle of a conversation. Album bumps into Alef.
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Alef
'Ey sup girl. What's with the stain?
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Album tries talking, but Alef immediately interuppts her.
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Alef
Nah, don't tell me, I'm not interested.
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Oodle the Doodle
So Bacon, you had a question you wanted to ask me earlier?
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Bacon
Darn tootin' I did, you grinnin' half wit.
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Oodle the Doodle
Oh no, what have I done?
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Cut to a wild west-like sequence. A tumbleweed passes by Bacon, who is wearing a cowboy hat and has a piece of hay in his mouth and leaning back on a fence. Safe whistles in the background.
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Bacon
I was gonna ask if we'd be havin' any teams in this here competition of yers!
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The tumbleweed bounces by Oodle and stops behind him. It then sprouts legs and a face all of a sudden.
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The tumbleweed walks away.
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Oodle the Doodle
I was getting to that.
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Oodle the Doodle
In fact, that's why I called you all here. Before we start the game, we're gonna be forming teams!
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Oodle pulls a string that activates a neon sign saying "TEAMS."
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Oodle pulls out Tivo, who is in his cube form.
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Oodle the Doodle
So everyone, meet-
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Everyone starts scrambling to find teammates, startling Oodle and causing him to throw Tivo into the air. He then catches him.
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Glove: Aw yeah Sock, join my team!
Sock: You know it! And let's get Chip Bag too!
Chip Bag: Yeah!
Orange Food Dye: Yellow!
Yellow Food Dye: Orange!
Ketchup: Any room for one more?
Yellow and Orange Food Dye start screaming.
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Bone holds up a sign saying "Will Join Team 4 RESPECT"
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Bone: Aw, come on!
Bone throws his sign onto the floor.
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Creamy, Flaggy, and mitten are dancing.
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The Food Dyes continue to scream at Ketchup.
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Oodle the Doodle
Guys- ugh...
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Oodle takes his mouth off of his body and stretches it to become giant.
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Everyone stops what they're doing.
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Oodle puts his mouth back onto his body.
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Oodle the Doodle
We're not doing teams like that! What is this, dodgeball? ...Actually, that's a good challenge idea. Let me write that down.
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Oodle writes the challenge idea down in his notepad.
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Oodle the Doodle
Okay anyways... I'm not letting you guys pick the teams.
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Filmy groans. A spotlight is casted onto him for a second.
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Oodle pulls out Tivo again.
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Oodle the Doodle
Instead...
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Close-up of cube-form Tivo being raised on Oodle's hand.
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Oodle throws Tivo onto the ground. Tivo jumps and transforms into his normal form (a flat-screen television). He then turns on.
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Oodle the Doodle
This is my good buddy Tivo. He's a TV.
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Brain: Is he alive?
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Oodle the Doodle
I'm gonna be real with you. I have no idea. He can do this though.
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Oodle presses a button on a remote, activating an app on Tivo called "Team Randomizer 1.0"
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Oodle the Doodle
This is how we'll be picking teams!
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Jelly: Randomly!? But that's not fair!
Popsicle Stick: Uhh, yeah! How am I going to be with my BFF Jelly?
Chocolate Chip: And it takes way too long!
Nine: I don't wanna go through with this!
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Oodle the Doodle
I'll give you a cookie if you do!
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Nine: Deal!
Nine wraps his tongue around Oodle's arm and the cookie, causing Oodle to scream.
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Package: So, how exactly is this going to work, Oodle?
Oodle is seen weilding an axe out of panic, but then realizes he's not in danger and drops it.
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Oodle the Doodle
Well, Tivo here will be separating you into six teams of ten.
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Yarn is hanging up Teabag with a piece of the former's own string.
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Teabag: Sounds simple enough!
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Oodle the Doodle
Once you're placed on a team you may not change. Doing so results in a...
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Oodle the Doodle
(deep voice) ...very severe punishment.
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Cork: What- what's the punishment?
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Oodle the Doodle
(deep voice) ...I don't know...
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Flaggy: C'mon, let's get to the team choosing already! I'm so hyped!!
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Oodle the Doodle
Okey doke!
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Tivo brings out a lever. Oodle grabs onto it.
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Oodle the Doodle
Let's get this ball rolling!
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Oodle pulls the lever down, beginning the randomizer's process.
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Shot Put: Oh! *rolls away*
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Oodle the Doodle
_____ none other then Album
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